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:: Wednesday, May 04, 2005 ::

pat o'brien phone messages = comedy gold!

Sorry if I'm behind the times, but I just got wind of this today on Conan O'Brien (just goes to show I really don't follow celebrity gossip).

Many of you know Pat O'Brien as the annoying host from the Hollywood gossip show, "The Insider". What some of you may NOT know is how sweet a perv this guy turned out to be!

Apparently, our favourite flamboyant tv gossiper has attracted some unwanted attention himself with the discovery of some creepy telephone messages left on a coworker's answering machine. And in the land of Hollywood where spin can mean the difference between being viewed as a slightly eccentric, caring, king of pop who loves to be around children, to being rendered a slightly eccentric king of pop who LOVES TO BE AROUND CHILDREN, our boy Pat hasn't wasted any time in the damage control department. He's checked himself into an alcohol rehab program as to project the image that his stalker-like tendencies were not his fault, but that the blame falls squarely on his buddies, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and Jim Beam. Word also has it that he's already begun his redemption tour to convince the viewing public that he’s free of the demons that landed him there and has finished taping a prime-time tell-all extravaganza with fellow degenerate, Dr. Phil.

Funny. I always thought Pat was a flaming butt-pirate. Turns out he had waaay more macho energy than I gave him credit for.

PS. YOU ARE SOOOO FUCKING HOTT!

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