:: Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swinger's Club ::

:: Monday, April 11, 2005 ::

the biggest loser

Beginning this week, I'll be participating in my friend's 6-week abs diet challenge. There are roughly 15 of us doing this, 5 of whom I know. Some of you may remember a previous change in diet I so gruelingly endured a few years back, which saw me successfully lose 10 pounds in 12 days.

Unfortunately, my lazy ass has grown complacent and gained most of it back these past 2 years. Oh well. It was a good run while it lasted. This one supposedly isn't as hardcore as that one (thank God!), so I feel pretty confident I'll stomp everyone else's ass. This is not to say it will be easy. I know for a fact it won't. But with an online support group, us fatties will hopefully encourage one another along the way. At least this year I won't have a roommate who so cruelly grilled up sirloin steaks in our small 2 bedroom apartment, thereby permeating the air (and my room) with the smell of oh-so-delicious fats, and devouring them with a gleeful smile thrown my celery-chomping direction. (Summamabitch, Steve.)

This will be our bible for the next 6 weeks:



And once I successfully beat out the rest of these jive turkeys, you guys can all come over to my place to wash your laundry on my abs. HOLLA!

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