:: Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swinger's Club ::

:: Thursday, February 24, 2005 ::

I'm RIIICH, BIOTCH!

The following transcript documents an actual conversation that took place the other night between myself and another law school casualty. Names have been changed to protect us from further humiliation.

disgrntldstudnt: you up for poker tomorrow night at my place?
lawschooldropout: again? same people?
disgrntldstudnt: yeah
lawschooldropout: what time?
disgrntldstudnt: charlie actually has been itching to play
lawschooldropout: depends on what time
disgrntldstudnt: will probably be around 8
lawschooldropout: so really 9:30
disgrntldstudnt: hahah. i guess
lawschooldropout: sure. i was supposed to study with a friend tomorrow , but why even try at this point in our law school career.
disgrntldstudnt: great attitude
lawschooldropout: you should read my latest entry.
disgrntldstudnt: aite
lawschooldropout: i learned it by watching you.
disgrntldstudnt: thats great too. glad that i am impacting someone's life
lawschooldropout: we should start up a business convincing law school hopefuls into changing their minds and saving them $100,000 in tuition. we can charge $1000 per head for this service. we'll have guest "lecturers" (read: law school underachievers like us) give an impassioned speech about how naive we were in once thinking we could succeed in this academic environment and our soon-to-be realized epiphany that we'll fail miserably and be unemployed after 3 years of hell. this is a million dollar idea!

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