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:: Saturday, March 06, 2004 ::

what do your shoes say about you?

I feel that shoes are a good preliminary indicator of personality, especially here in nyc. What kicks you flash usually give off certain clues to your character (i.e. whether you are laid back and chill, open-minded, uptight, unoriginal, etc.)

Here's my attempt at psychoanalyzing the wearers of various popular brands:

Kenneth Cole
You have a stuffy personality. Originality and imagination are not your strong points.

Prada
You're high maintenance and you either:
(a) like to flaunt your daddy's wealth, or
(b) are probably asian and can't afford the shoes, but buy them anyway to make everyone think you're flaunting your daddy's wealth, which of course, is amassed through the family liquor store or dry-cleaning business.

Puma
You are a fairly laid back and open-minded person
(I own 3 pairs)

Adidas
I represent the old school, but in actuality, I'm just a poser who is really reppin' the new school trendiness of going old-school

Diesel
I'm trendy
(I own 3 pairs. Hmm...)

Campers
You have a good sense of humor. You kind of have to in order to wear something that looks like smurf shoes.
(1 pair)

Nike
I'm a conformist
(1 old pair due to ex's influence, who, by the way, is the poster-child for conformity).

New Balance
The old people who wore them years before they got popular are down-to-earth. The young people that now buy them - see Nike/Diesel
(shit. 1 pair)

Aasics
health conscious; serious runners.

Reebok
you're Mexican.

'Really-Long-And-Pointy-Heels' every chick has bought in the past 2 years (e.g. witch shoes)
I watch too much sex and the city and need to stop playing make-believe with my girlfriends when we go out on Saturday nights.

Knee-High Leather Boots
I'm easy and I love attention

So there you have it. You may not agree with me on some or all points, but do I really give a shit?

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