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:: Saturday, January 17, 2004 ::
if i could eliminate 3 words from the english language...
...they would be:
1. "LIKE".
Example: "So, like, i went to the mall and i bought this, like, awesome cd. it was, like, pretty cheap, too."
2. "ALL".
Example: "It's all, Reggie's all sayin' that i'm not a good friend. Then Sha-nay-nay's all 'haaay, you still mah boo'. Then Reggie's all, 'Sha-nay-nay, why you all trippin when i'm all tryin to make a point?'
3. "SUPERSIZE".
Example: [wanting to get in and get out asap] "I'll have the Filet-o-fish combo." McDonald's employee: "do you want to supersize that?". Me[thinking 'if i'd have wanted it supersized, i would have asked for it supersized, you crazy bitch']: "No, thanks".
Words/phrases i'd like to add to the English language:
1. "Budonkadonk"
2. "Reggie"
3. "two-in-the-stink-one-in-the-pink"
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